Honestly Karma needs to have chills. For real.. I think her chill pills are out.. restock needed. Otherwise…
‘I think I can no longer handle men..’
That was me yesterday..
‘So?’ Debz asks
‘I will start playing for the other team.. I will get myself a nice girlfriend. And never introduce her anywhere. She gotta be skinny’ I say.
My friend laughed her ass out..
‘What? Am serious here girl’
Oh well, little did I know.. I would be humbled..
My head hurts like hell. It’s around 11 a.m. I leave with a cup to get warm water.. maybe, just may be, my headache is caused by indigestion (horrible food eaten.. always stick to your food dealer)..
Am holding my cup as I go past the organic market stand when someone calls out..
‘Hi’ Isay right back. Fake smile in place.
‘How are you’?’
Not in a mood for small talk.. my mind responds..
I am standing with my cup of water right there when the pretty woman goes round the stand towards me.
Weird weird humans..
She goes for a hug.. talk of uncomfortable… she is shorter than me and most times I avoid her like a plague. The last time I talked to her, she ended up showing me her waist beads and saying she can’t bend over with people watching.
The problem is when that same bad news is draped around you. Forgive me but being endowed with boobs, I prefer hugging hard chests.. another set of boobs is creepy.
I comment about my water and she lets go. Then puts her hand around my waist and starts complaining of how the organic market girl is harassing her.. while running her hand up and down my body..
In my mind am annoyed. Karma honestly.. I was kidding about skinny girls. Please pleaseee..
(All women who I ain’t close with don’t pull me against you. It’s weird).
Someone tell Karma life isn’t that serious. No need to throw skinny women on my way. I’d rather you threw muscles to me. I would appreciate.