Living alone is amazing… in fact, it’s so amazing that cooking doesn’t happen… most times bread and milk comes in handy.. well, to balance the diet, add a mango.. balanced diet is important.. right?
Saturday night.. I get home with 4 eggs, milk and bread.. sorted? Right?
I boil the eggs as I take a shower… not all eggs.. maybe 3.. breakfast gotta be taken too you know..
I trot around naked feeling amazing.. I switch off the gas.. slip into my night dress. Devour 3 eggs and 2 slices of bread. I can’t eat too much… the rest of the bread is lunch and breakfast..
Simple life. Eh?
7:30 a.m.. hunger pangs wake me up.. my alarm is supposed to go off at 7:48 am..
I get up fully awake unlike the days alarm wakes me up..
I head directly for food… brushing teeth later.. food is a basic need.. brushing teeth on the other hand..
The sight that greets me however.. am just weeping… the small ugly black ants… am gonna kill each of them.. one by one . Am gonna be laughing like a maniac as I tear their heads off their small evil bodies..
Am going to be laughing and crying moaning my meal… Evil evil evil things.. May your souls never find rest..