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visionsofsolitude

If you take two twenty minute showers a day you need psychological help. No one is that dirty. The only way this is acceptable to me is if while you’re in there, you grab some bleach and get to scrubbing.
If you take even a single TWENTY minute shower a day you are just a douche. People drink less water in a week then you just let run down the drain. It takes ten minutes, TOPS.
If you turn the water on and wait five minutes for it to “heat up” you are a asshole. Turn the damn water heater up!
GET OUT OF THE F ING SHOWER ALREADY!!
AND FOR FUCKS SAKES TURN THE FAUCET OFF WHILE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH! DO I NEED TO SING THE DAMN SONG FOR YOU??

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